A COUNTY OFFICIAL from eastern region has reportedly gone missing. Why the official has not reported to work for weeks after learning that his deputy allegedly hired hitmen to eliminate him. A little bird told Corridors of Power that three men approached the official and reportedly revealed to him that they had been hired to eliminate him. It is alleged that the deputy wanted his boss out of the way for him to take charge of the office and cover up irregularities he committed when he was acting boss.
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JUST WHY DOES a Cabinet secretary prefer sending statements to newsrooms rather than accepting interviews with journalists? During a recent function, the CS declined to talk to reporters, insisting that copies of his speech would be provided to media teams by the personal assistant and shared on social media platforms. But when pressed, the CS said he had never forgiven journalists for the “negative” stories they wrote about him during vetting by MPs.
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A WOMAN REP from western Kenya is finding it tough to sell her governor bid owing to her past track record. The woman has been unable to articulate her agenda and often fumbles with words. Whenever she is given an opportunity to speak at public events, she drops the name of the former governor in an attempt to endear herself to voters. She has also been constantly comparing herself to a prominent female governor while asking locals to support her bid.
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A CHURCH ASSOCIATED with a prominent personality has been issued with
a formal notice over noise pollution. Officials who visited the compound at night
confirmed the church’s noise level was
excessive and unacceptable. Ironically,
the church only has a handful of faithful.
The religious premises in a cosmopolitan
county are said to play loud music every
night of the week from 6 pm to 9 am the
following day. The loud music from the
church can be heard from far and, according to residents, the noise gets worse
at 3 am
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