THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED by-election
in Malava constituency is quickly becoming a lucrative opportunity for
political brokers. As parties scramble to find suitable candidates, brokers
have stepped in, reportedly extorting millions of shillings from hopeful
aspirants by falsely promising party nominations. The individuals are said to
be name-dropping prominent political figures to exploit desperate and
unsuspecting candidates. Reports also suggest that some MCAs and even church
leaders have joined in, acting as intermediaries in the scramble for party
tickets.
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AN MP IS seemingly facing growing criticism
from his constituents, who now allegedly
accuse him of being completely detached from the area. A section of residents
claim the MP has not set foot in his constituency office for over a year and
rarely, if ever, visits his rural home. Instead, he is said to have settled
permanently in another county,
where he purchased a home soon after his election. Frustrated by his absence
and lack of engagement, residents have reportedly sent emissaries urging him to
consider running for office in his new place of residence—warning him against
seeking re-election back home.
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A ONCE-POWERFUL POLITICO
who rose through the ranks
before being unceremoniously shown the door is said to be having sleepless
nights over his social media woes. His fiery posts supposedly attacking the government were meant to rally public
sympathy, but instead the comment sections have turned into brutal
battlegrounds, with most of the fire aimed squarely at him. Word is he has been
fuming at his social media handlers, allegedly
accusing them of sabotaging his image, as allies quietly warn that the backlash
may be doing more damage than the government ever could.
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HIGH PROFILE ATTENDEES of
what was to be a cultural event had a difficult time avoiding being photographed
with a flamboyant celebrity who allegedly
arrived at the event in a skimpy outfit that was too revealing. While leaders
exchanged uneasy glances, the celeb seemingly
appeared unbothered, striking poses for the cameras. Some attendees now accuse
the star of allegedly turning a
respected fete into a trending topic for all the wrong reasons.