THE COLLEAGUES OF a youthful lawmaker say it is time the man is forcefully checked into rehab.
He mostly sports unkempt hair, wears ill-fitting suits, smells alcohol half the time and talks too much.
His colleagues think it is now more than a stunt for social media publicity, but could be an unhealthy situation that should be dealt with early enough.
One of the man’s friends claims his condition has been gradually deteriorating and the alarm bells are ringing.
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LAWMAKERS FROM A politically charged House committee threw a bash over the weekend after it emerged that it is a matter of time before the current committee leadership is sent home.
The lawmakers, speaking in hushed tones, narrated how the chairman of a crucial committee charged with multibillion-shilling infrastructure projects made their lives difficult before they were thrown a slice of the pie.
According to one of the lawmakers, the man, who had become larger than life, had taken almost half of the projects to his home county and dished out the remaining half to whoever passed the sycophancy test.
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A TOP BUSINESS player was the talk among a group of investors after sudden changes in a deal they believed would leave them counting losses.
The player is said to have ignored the pleas of the investors to fairly and justifiably cost a highly valued item they were haggling about.
Word is that the top player in the country’s business hierarchies has ignored the work the investors have already put into the project in setting the new terms that are causing a row.
The investors hope the authorities take up the issue before they lose the billions at stake in the now turbulent deal.
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AN AMBITIOUS COUNTY chief and his deputy were placed in a meeting to resolve their differences that have been simmering for some time.
After a successful political event attended by top party leaders and luminaries from the opposition, the governor and deputy were told to stop bickering and work for the electorate.
The governor, who is harbouring bigger ambitions, is said to have sidelined the deputy, who has been left with newspapers and office tea to occupy most of his team.
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